From Mom: Why Parents Drink
So I usually don’t read fowarded or chain emails, but this was actually amusing. I hope I have a kid as clever and badass as this some day.
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad.’With the worst premonition he opened the envelope
with trembling hands and read the letter.Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it’ s not only the passion…Dad she’s pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone.
We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Stacy can get better. She deserves it.Don’t worry Dad. I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can
get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house.
I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That’s in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it’s safe to come home.
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Alright, so today has been a good day (and I didn’t even seen 3 red cars in a row).
It’s a gorgeous day weatherwise, I busted out some sweet designs, made a pretty decent lunch. The place I work is going to pick up some really sick clients, so that means I’ll be working on some really awesome projects AND I just found out two of my images were chosen to show in Pingyao, China for the 2009 International Photography Festival. Which is apparently the “oldest and largest photography exhibition in China,” according to this tourism site. (Here are some cool pictures from last years show on a blog I found via google.)
So, if you happen to be around Pingyao between September 19th—26th, take some pictures for me, I’d love to see the show and my work there!
Oh, and here are the two images that were chosen (out of 450, of 100 others):
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Delicious Links == Off
So I felt that, although I want to share my delicious links with you, having them post everyday like that was watering down my blog and pushing more “real” content out, so I turned them off. If you are really going to miss them that much, then subscribe to my delicious RSS feed or check out my profile: http://delicious.com/dex110
Ciao
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links for 2009-06-23
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A friend told me about this, pretty cool. The alerts are key.
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links for 2009-06-22
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Cool live map in the background. Site by Use All Five, Inc.
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links for 2009-06-18
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A collection of really cool, well done Dataviz stuff.
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links for 2009-06-17
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Clever, simple and really entertaining.
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Now I really can't wait to get an iPhone on Friday.
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